Nerdcore (для программеров сисодминов и прочих задротов)

[Анальных Дел Мастер]

Качаем и слушаем: http://graphics.stanford.edu/~monzy/DramainthePhD.mp3

текст песни

Yo, MC Plus Plus, my rhymes are so phat,

I'm <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PSPACE-complete">PSPACE-complete</a> but I'll reduce you to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boolean_satisfiability_problem">3-SAT</a>.

My crew is so hard that we roll in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NP_%28complexity%29" >NP</a>,

And bitches <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reference_%28computer_science%29" >dereference</a> my pointer for free.

When I'm <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_probing" >linear probing</a> they're like, "Damn that's gigantic,"

I showed it to your mom and she used <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoare_logic" >Hoare semantics</a>.

She jumped like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/x86_instruction_listings" >JNE</a> up onto my erection

And I picked up that ho like straight <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_collection_%28computer_science%29" >garbage collection</a>.

("That's right, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_collection_%28computer_science%29#Copying_vs._mark-and-sweep_vs._mark-and-don.27t-sweep">mark-and-sweep</a> on these nuts, bitch.")

My lyrics get stolen by sucker MCs,

I gotta sign my rhymes with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Good_Privacy" >PGP</a>;

But I keep on generatin' like a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Context-free_grammar">CFG</a>

'Cause there's so much drama in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PhD">PhD</a>.

What's wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous?

Even skanky fat hoes give you <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DoS">denial of service</a>.

You'll probably go to jail before you write your dissertation

So prepare your asshole for some internal fragmentation;

<Uhhh> Penetration, as they fill it up with jism,

It's too bad you aren't closed under <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homomorphism">homomorphism</a>.

Your problem, Plus Plus, is that your <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_system">typing</a> isn't <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strictness_analysis">strict</a>:

In <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ML_%28programming_language%29">ML</a> my type is real and your type is 'a dict.

I control my flow better than <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmission_Control_Protocol">TCP</a>,

I rep the west coast like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eazy-E">Eazy-E</a>,

You best not front if you can't pass the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graduate_Record_Examination">GRE</a>,

'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.

My flow is so intense that I will <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffer_overflow">overflow</a> your buffer,

Corrupt your stack pointer makin' all your data suffer.

I've got <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturation_%28graph_theory%29">saturated edges</a> but your flow is sparser,

Real gangstas sip on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/yacc">Yacc</a>; instead you generate a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsing">parser</a>.

While you're busy <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stack_%28data_structure%29">poppin' stacks</a> I'll pop a cap in your skull,

While you smoke your crack pipe I'm gonna <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipe_%28Unix%29">pipe</a> you to /dev/null.

I may not have a label but I rap like a star;

I'm an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_integer">unsigned long int</a> and you're an 8-bit char.

Your mom circulates like a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public-key_cryptography">public key</a>,

Servicing more requests than HTTP.

She keeps all her ports open like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_me#Criticisms">Windows ME</a>,

Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dword#Dword_and_Qword">DWORD</a> to your moms, I came to drop bombs;

I've got more rhymes that San Jose's got <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot-com_company">dotcoms</a>.

I rep the Farm like 50 reps Queens,

With more power than <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_machine">multitape Turing Machines</a>.

Blowin' up the rap scene faster than <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factorial">factorial functions</a>,

I'm dope like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipolar_junction_transistor#PNP">PNP transistors</a> and I'll saturate your <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-n_junction">junctions</a>.

By the time you've rhymed one line, I've already busted ten;

You rap in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exponential_time">exponential time</a> and I'm <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_O_notation">big-O</a> of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logarithmic_growth">log(n)</a>.

I run <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/make_%28software%29">gmake</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU_Compiler_Collection">gcc</a>,

And I ain't never called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/malloc">malloc</a> without calling free.

I'll beat your ass until it's colored like a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-black_tree">red-black tree</a>

'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.

[CyXaPuK]

КАЧАЮ БРО^

[Elessar]

О хосспаде... это че?)

[Анальных Дел Мастер]

чисто для задротов )))

[Гость ilostmykeds]

))))

[Elessar]

А, ну эт святое...