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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.5 Tournament, 300/600 Blinds 50 Ante (6 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button (t10676)

Hero (SB) (t37592)

BB (t9647)

UTG (t750)

MP (t10611)

CO (t65724)

Hero's M: 31.33

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K

2 folds, CO calls t600, 1 fold, Hero bets t1800, 1 fold, CO calls t1200

Flop: (t4500) 2, 10, 3(2 players)

Hero bets t3600, CO calls t3600

Turn: (t11700) J(2 players)

Hero bets t8790, CO calls t8790

River: (t29280) 3(2 players)

Hero checks, CO bets t24600, Hero calls t23352 (All-In)

Total pot: t75984

Results:

Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and threes).

CO had A, 3 (three of a kind, threes).

Outcome: CO won t75984

обидно,досадно,но ладно

чето старзы сегодня вытворяют чудеса

Финалка ха (а самое обидное, что это узбек-дотер):

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.5 Tournament, 500/1000 Blinds 100 Ante (2 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (BB) (t123120)

SB (t11880)

Hero's M: 72.42

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 9

SB bets t11780 (All-In), Hero calls t10780

Flop: (t23760) 10, 4, J(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t23760) 5(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t23760) 3(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t23760

Results:

SB had A, J (one pair, Jacks).

Hero had 9, 9 (one pair, nines).

Outcome: SB won t23760

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.5 Tournament, 500/1000 Blinds 100 Ante (2 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) (t111240)

BB (t23760)

Hero's M: 65.44

Preflop: Hero is SB with J, A

Hero bets t2000, BB raises to t23660 (All-In), Hero calls t21660

Flop: (t47520) 7, 10, 6(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t47520) 4(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t47520) 9(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t47520

Results:

Hero had J, A (high card, Ace).

BB had 6, K (one pair, sixes).

Outcome: BB won t47520

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Hero (SB) (t86880)

BB (t48120)

Hero's M: 51.11

Preflop: Hero is SB with 10, 10

Hero bets t3000, BB raises to t48020 (All-In), Hero calls t45020

Flop: (t96240) 6, 5, 5(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t96240) 7(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t96240) A(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t96240

Results:

Hero had 10, 10 (two pair, tens and fives).

BB had K, A (two pair, Aces and fives).

Outcome: BB won t96240

тт можно было сфолдить наверное, 50м, в лучшем случае коинфлип 

ДВАЖДЫ ОДИН И ТОТ ЖЕ УЕБОК ПЕРЕЕХАЛ

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.5 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB (t1470)

BB (t1600)

UTG (t1680)

UTG+1 (t1495)

MP1 (t1060)

MP2 (t1630)

MP3 (t1500)

CO (t1420)

Hero (Button) (t1645)

Hero's M: 36.56

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, K

1 fold, UTG+1 calls t30, MP1 calls t30, MP2 calls t30, 2 folds, Hero calls t30, SB calls t15, BB checks

Flop: (t180) 3, 6, K(6 players)

SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets t60, 1 fold, Hero raises to t150, 3 folds, MP1 calls t90

Turn: (t480) 7(2 players)

MP1 checks, Hero bets t510, MP1 calls t510

River: (t1500) 8(2 players)

MP1 bets t370 (All-In), Hero calls t370

Total pot: t2240

Results:

Hero had Q, K (one pair, Kings).

MP1 had K, 8 (two pair, Kings and eights).

Outcome: MP1 won t2240

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 1.5 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 (t1440)

MP3 (t1720)

CO (t1590)

Button (t1390)

SB (t2300)

BB (t1450)

UTG (t1500)

UTG+1 (t1525)

Hero (MP1) (t585)

Hero's M: 13.00

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A, A

2 folds, Hero bets t90, 4 folds, SB calls t75, 1 fold

Flop: (t210) 6, 9, 3(2 players)

SB bets t90, Hero raises to t495 (All-In), SB calls t405

Turn: (t1200) 5(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t1200) J(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t1200

Results:

SB had J, 9 (two pair, Jacks and nines).

Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).

Outcome: SB won t1200

СУКА ВСЕ 4 СТОЛА ПЕРЕДО МНОЙ СИДЕЛ КАКОЙТО УЕБОК С АВАТАРКОЙ ПАТЛАЧА В ОЧКАХ КОТА БАЗИЛИО И ПУШИЛ МЕНЯ ПО КД РОТ ЕБАЛ

лучше чем если бы он сидел после тебя 

лучше чем если бы он сидел после тебя 

лол в 100500 раз лучше я его заколировал разец там такая лютая хуета была, выиграл офк

+он ещё часто пушил в сб и бб срывая мне пуш

СУКА ВСЕ 4 СТОЛА ПЕРЕДО МНОЙ СИДЕЛ КАКОЙТО УЕБОК С АВАТАРКОЙ ПАТЛАЧА В ОЧКАХ КОТА БАЗИЛИО И ПУШИЛ МЕНЯ ПО КД РОТ ЕБАЛ

блять в голос 

У меня чуть не потекли слезы  :lol:. либо я плохой игрок, либо я невезучий, либо ГСЧ старзов действительно подкручено.

представляю на обозрение то, как парень поднялся со 100 фишек.

PokerStars Game #69029670115: Tournament #455408952, $1.40+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2011/10/15 18:37:44 ET

Table '455408952 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: smiler5710 (100 in chips)

Seat 2: spring754 (2900 in chips)

smiler5710: posts small blind 15

spring754: posts big blind 30

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to spring754 [9h 6h]

smiler5710: raises 70 to 100 and is all-in

spring754: calls 70

*** FLOP *** [5d Jh 5s]

*** TURN *** [5d Jh 5s] [Kc]

*** RIVER *** [5d Jh 5s Kc] [6c]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

spring754: shows [9h 6h] (two pair, Sixes and Fives)

smiler5710: shows [5h 4s] (three of a kind, Fives)

smiler5710 collected 200 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 200 | Rake 0

Board [5d Jh 5s Kc 6c]

Seat 1: smiler5710 (button) (small blind) showed [5h 4s] and won (200) with three of a kind, Fives

Seat 2: spring754 (big blind) showed [9h 6h] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Fives

PokerStars Game #69029679729: Tournament #455408952, $1.40+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2011/10/15 18:37:57 ET

Table '455408952 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: smiler5710 (200 in chips)

Seat 2: spring754 (2800 in chips)

spring754: posts small blind 15

smiler5710: posts big blind 30

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to spring754 [Th Js]

spring754: raises 2770 to 2800 and is all-in

smiler5710: calls 170 and is all-in

Uncalled bet (2600) returned to spring754

*** FLOP *** [Ks 3d 8h]

*** TURN *** [Ks 3d 8h] [4d]

*** RIVER *** [Ks 3d 8h 4d] [Qd]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

smiler5710: shows [7d As] (high card Ace)

spring754: shows [Th Js] (high card King)

smiler5710 collected 400 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 400 | Rake 0

Board [Ks 3d 8h 4d Qd]

Seat 1: smiler5710 (big blind) showed [7d As] and won (400) with high card Ace

Seat 2: spring754 (button) (small blind) showed [Th Js] and lost with high card King

PokerStars Game #69029696561: Tournament #455408952, $1.40+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2011/10/15 18:38:20 ET

Table '455408952 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button

Seat 1: smiler5710 (385 in chips)

Seat 2: spring754 (2615 in chips)

spring754: posts small blind 15

smiler5710: posts big blind 30

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to spring754 [Jh Jd]

spring754: raises 30 to 60

smiler5710: raises 60 to 120

spring754: raises 240 to 360

smiler5710: raises 25 to 385 and is all-in

spring754: calls 25

*** FLOP *** [8s Qc 2d]

*** TURN *** [8s Qc 2d] [Kd]

*** RIVER *** [8s Qc 2d Kd] [3d]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

smiler5710: shows [Ac Ad] (a pair of Aces)

spring754: shows [Jh Jd] (a pair of Jacks)

smiler5710 collected 770 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 770 | Rake 0

Board [8s Qc 2d Kd 3d]

Seat 1: smiler5710 (big blind) showed [Ac Ad] and won (770) with a pair of Aces

Seat 2: spring754 (button) (small blind) showed [Jh Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks

PokerStars Game #69029787591: Tournament #455408952, $1.40+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2011/10/15 18:40:28 ET

Table '455408952 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: smiler5710 (560 in chips)

Seat 2: spring754 (2440 in chips)

smiler5710: posts small blind 15

spring754: posts big blind 30

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to spring754 [Th Jh]

smiler5710: raises 530 to 560 and is all-in

spring754: calls 530

*** FLOP *** [2d 2s 8d]

*** TURN *** [2d 2s 8d] [table][tr][td]

*** RIVER *** [2d 2s 8d Td] [Qs]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

spring754: shows [Th Jh] (two pair, Tens and Deuces)

smiler5710: shows [Qd 8c] (two pair, Queens and Eights)

smiler5710 collected 1120 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 1120 | Rake 0

Board [2d 2s 8d Td Qs]

Seat 1: smiler5710 (button) (small blind) showed [Qd 8c] and won (1120) with two pair, Queens and Eights

Seat 2: spring754 (big blind) showed [Th Jh] and lost with two pair, Tens and Deuces

И САМОЕ ВКУСНОЕ 

PokerStars Game #69029989495: Tournament #455408952, $1.40+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (25/50) - 2011/10/15 18:45:13 ET

Table '455408952 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: smiler5710 (1482 in chips)

Seat 2: spring754 (1518 in chips)

smiler5710: posts small blind 25

spring754: posts big blind 50

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to spring754 [Ac Ah]

smiler5710: raises 50 to 100

spring754: raises 150 to 250

smiler5710: raises 1232 to 1482 and is all-in

spring754: calls 1232

*** FLOP *** [2d 9c 3s]

*** TURN *** [2d 9c 3s] [Qc]

*** RIVER *** [2d 9c 3s Qc] [6h]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

spring754: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)

smiler5710: shows [9s 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)

smiler5710 collected 2964 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2964 | Rake 0

Board [2d 9c 3s Qc 6h]

Seat 1: smiler5710 (button) (small blind) showed [9s 9h] and won (2964) with three of a kind, Nines

Seat 2: spring754 (big blind) showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces

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ЧТО ЭТО И КАК С ЭТИМ БОРОТЬСЯ?? Я УЖЕ УСТАЛ. ДАЖЕ НА ЁБАНОМ ПАТИ ТАКОГО БЛЯТЬ НЕ БЫЛО. ЧЕ ЗА ХУЙНЯ.

играл кэщ

бр 60$ был

зашел с 20 добил до 38

вопщем раздали A8 червей на префлопе закинулись по 3 бакса

флоп  KQ4 черви все ну блять так как у меня натс я хуярю 50% банка  3 бакса противник хуярит АЛЛ ИН 40 ну тоесть мой алл ин вскрываемся у него 10 10

терн 10

  ривер 10

Это очень блядское дело честно

БЛЯ ЭТО БЫЛО РЛИ СМЕШНО

не играй сегодня в покер на деньги вьебеш всё 

а ну-ка включили съебатор

Из свеженького!

PokerStars Game #69031932895: Tournament #455429008, $1.40+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2011/10/15 19:34:42 ET

Table '455429008 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: hanseltak (1990 in chips)

Seat 2: spring754 (1010 in chips)

hanseltak: posts small blind 15

spring754: posts big blind 30

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to spring754 [Jc Js]

hanseltak: calls 15

spring754: raises 60 to 90

hanseltak: raises 930 to 1020

spring754: calls 920 and is all-in

Uncalled bet (10) returned to hanseltak

*** FLOP *** [2d Ac 4d]

*** TURN *** [2d Ac 4d] [Qd]

*** RIVER *** [2d Ac 4d Qd] [Th]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

spring754: shows [Jc Js] (a pair of Jacks)

hanseltak: shows [Kh Kc] (a pair of Kings)

hanseltak collected 2020 from pot

spring754 finished the tournament in 2nd place

hanseltak wins the tournament and receives $2.80 - congratulations!

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2020 | Rake 0

Board [2d Ac 4d Qd Th]

Seat 1: hanseltak (button) (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and won (2020) with a pair of Kings

Seat 2: spring754 (big blind) showed [Jc Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks

Ой, это не та раздача 

В общем у меня валеты, флоп низкий, не дровяной, пушу в уебка, он вскрывается с топ пара + А. терн А ривер ему доходит фулл хаус  :lol: я хуй знает как играть. ебаный покер 

А вот она 

PokerStars Game #69032865191: Tournament #455433015, $1.40+$0.10 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level VII (50/100) - 2011/10/15 20:01:16 ET

Table '455433015 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: spring754 (1120 in chips)

Seat 2: alfredoom (1880 in chips)

spring754: posts small blind 50

alfredoom: posts big blind 100

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to spring754 [Js Jh]

spring754: raises 100 to 200

alfredoom: calls 100

*** FLOP *** [9s 6c 8s]

alfredoom: checks

spring754: bets 920 and is all-in

alfredoom: calls 920

*** TURN *** [9s 6c 8s] [Ah]

*** RIVER *** [9s 6c 8s Ah] [8d]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

alfredoom: shows [Ac 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Aces)

spring754: shows [Js Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)

alfredoom collected 2240 from pot

spring754 finished the tournament in 2nd place

alfredoom wins the tournament and receives $2.80 - congratulations!

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 2240 | Rake 0

Board [9s 6c 8s Ah 8d]

Seat 1: spring754 (button) (small blind) showed [Js Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Eights

Seat 2: alfredoom (big blind) showed [Ac 8h] and won (2240) with a full house, Eights full of Aces

как по мне sng 1x1 на buy-in 1.50$ полная хуйня 

или это я не шарю,хз 

тут вся соль в раздаче

второй день уебкам доходит просто все, что можно

причем конченым дебилам-фишам 

тут вся соль в раздаче

второй день уебкам доходит просто все, что можно

причем конченым дебилам-фишам 

я то это понял

просто не вижу смысл с турнира 1на1

ну только если у тебя не бр 1,5$ и ты хочешь заработать больше 

тут вся соль в раздаче

второй день уебкам доходит просто все, что можно

причем конченым дебилам-фишам 

я то это понял

просто не вижу смысл с турнира 1на1

ну только если у тебя не бр 1,5$ и ты хочешь заработать больше 

как останется 5$ пойду на 0.5 мттшки 

снг ХА мне нравится играть. да и бонус быстро отмывается

но вот не везет просто пиздец