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не убей кого нить

Залечивал ебало в хуанах?

Я уже не человек, я зверь нахуй!

Сижу такой на ББ, думаю щас в мультипот ворвусь, мало ли. И тут одной тваре моча в голову ударила!

из сообщения понял, что ты мастер пэйнта

^ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

IPoker Network $4.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1840165

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BB: $4.00 - VPIP: 19, PFR: 13, 3B: 0, AF: 1.0, Hands: 32

UTG: $4.49 - VPIP: 24, PFR: 21, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 42

MP: $2.58 - VPIP: 53, PFR: 35, 3B: 7, AF: 4.7, Hands: 34

Hero (CO): $6.17 - VPIP: 25, PFR: 23, 3B: 12, AF: 5.4, Hands: 3813

BTN: $4.10 - VPIP: 32, PFR: 8, 3B: 0, AF: 0.6, Hands: 37

SB: $3.62 - VPIP: 19, PFR: 13, 3B: 0, AF: 1.0, Hands: 32

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero is CO with A A

1 fold, MP raises to $0.12, Hero raises to $0.36, 3 folds, MP calls $0.24

Flop: ($0.78) 7 5 9(2 players)

MP checks, Hero bets $0.58, MP calls $0.58

Turn: ($1.94) T(2 players)

MP checks, Hero bets $1.64, MP calls $1.64 all in

River: ($5.22) A(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $5.22

MP shows J 8

MP wins $4.88

(Rake: $0.34)

Следующей рукой заходят короли. Я трахаю олин, типа в тильте. Этот же опп принимает, ну думаю гони стек назад:

IPoker Network $4.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1840168

DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: $4.00 - VPIP: 19, PFR: 13, 3B: 0, AF: 1.0, Hands: 32

BB: $4.49 - VPIP: 24, PFR: 21, 3B: 0, AF: 0.0, Hands: 42

UTG: $4.88 - VPIP: 53, PFR: 35, 3B: 7, AF: 4.7, Hands: 34

Hero (MP): $4.00 - VPIP: 25, PFR: 23, 3B: 12, AF: 5.4, Hands: 3813

CO: $4.10 - VPIP: 32, PFR: 8, 3B: 0, AF: 0.6, Hands: 37

BTN: $3.60 - VPIP: 19, PFR: 13, 3B: 0, AF: 1.0, Hands: 32

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero is MP with K K

UTG calls $0.04, Hero raises to $4, 4 folds, UTG calls $3.96

Flop: ($8.06) 3 7 J(2 players)

Turn: ($8.06) Q(2 players)

River: ($8.06) 4(2 players)

Final Pot: $8.06

UTG shows 5 6

UTG wins $7.53

(Rake: $0.53)

чувак, это айпокер

ипоцкер

у 56s самое больше возможное эквити против АА

так что изирид нахой

Где тут 56s

IPoker, $0.02/$0.04 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

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SB: $2.36 (59 bb)

BB: $3.11 (77.8 bb)

UTG: $5.21 (130.3 bb)

MP: $4.96 (124 bb)

Hero (CO): $5.19 (129.8 bb)

BTN: $1.50 (37.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5 A

UTG raises to $0.08, MP calls $0.08, Hero calls $0.08, 2 folds, BB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.34) T 5 5 (4 players)

BB checks, UTG bets $5.08, MP calls $4.88 and is all-in, Hero raises to $5.11 and is all-in, BB folds, UTG calls $0.03

Turn: ($15.44) T (3 players, 2 are all-in)

River: ($15.44) T (3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $15.44 pot ($1.00 rake)

Final Board: T 5 5 T T

BB mucked and lost (-$0.08 net)

UTG showed A Q and won $0.23 (-$4.96 net)

MP showed Q T and won $13.99 ($9.03 net)

Hero mucked 5 A and won $0.22 (-$4.97 net)

85.2% ЖИРНОГО ЭКВИТИ С ФЛОПА, PROBLEM?

после шд я в чате увидел "nh fish"

IPoker, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

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Hero (BB): $5.17 (103.4 bb)

UTG: $5.22 (104.4 bb)

MP: $5.82 (116.4 bb)

CO: $3.78 (75.6 bb)

BTN: $5.23 (104.6 bb)

SB: $4.41 (88.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T Q

UTG calls $0.05, 4 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.12) 6 J J (2 players)

Hero checks, UTG checks

Turn: ($0.12) K (2 players)

Hero checks, UTG checks

River: ($0.12) A (2 players)

Hero bets $5.12 and is all-in, UTG folds

Results: $0.12 pot

Final Board: 6 J J K A

Hero mucked T Q and won $0.12 ($0.07 net)

UTG mucked and lost (-$0.05 net)

Эх ты, никто даже твой рояль не увидел

Создам папку для скринов роялей, теперь их 2.

Вон раздача с 5A, только что имел 55 на 9 2 9 5 доске против А9 и хуле? Ривер 9ка. Снова -1би. Похоже это перешло на регулярную основу. Даун стрик длиною в вечность чтоли?

ебать за сегодня проебал все 150 баксов,играю последние 3 гтдана

я в ярости

зщырдщ щтщ мыу тфчго.

Пробую МСС в спид кеше...

IPoker, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players

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BB: $2.23 (44.6 bb)

UTG: $2.52 (50.4 bb)

MP: $6.54 (130.8 bb)

CO: $4.55 (91 bb)

BTN: $6.28 (125.6 bb)

Hero (SB): $2.14 (42.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A K

UTG folds, MP raises to $0.15, CO raises to $0.25, BTN folds, Hero raises to $2.14 and is all-in, BB folds, MP raises to $6.54 and is all-in, CO calls $4.30 and is all-in

Flop: ($11.29) 7 4 6 (3 players, 3 are all-in)

Turn: ($11.29) 8 (3 players, 3 are all-in)

River: ($11.29) Q (3 players, 3 are all-in)

Results: $11.29 pot ($0.56 rake)

Final Board: 7 4 6 8 Q

MP showed A A and lost (-$4.55 net)

CO showed K K and won $4.58 ($0.03 net)

Hero mucked A K and won $6.15 ($4.01 net)

Вот бы так нл10 перло, ну так нет же блять! -25би, -250$ и иди гуляй на нл5. гсч такое гсч...

Было 2.5к евро на юнибете, стало 45, не играйте там, юзают ботов на анонимных столах