Баптисты гарантируют спасение. И лулзы [stronk engreesh rekvired]

а причем тут лол ? я тоже не совсем понял 

вот ещё годнота

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=68672

бля, у них десятки тысяч постов :palevo:

это как вообще?

The Bible tells us that women are essentially our property, but thanks to all these liberals, feminazis, homosexuals, atheists, and other America-haters, women are looked upon as equal to men.

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Leviticus 20:13[/size] tells us homers must die.

Being a veteran penis inspector with many years of experience in the  subject of male pediatric health, let me just say that we need more  informed parents like you who will see to it, quite literally, that  their son doesn't turn into a filthy pervert! Personally, I don't let my  son touch his disgusting member in any way, shape, or form. He has to  come to me each time he would otherwise touch it, and I make sure to rub  and massage it (so that I never leave a part of his member exposed to  any wandering hand) while reading a bible passage until urination, or  alternatively, expulsion of what appears to be a strange white  substance. Usually the latter only occurs when he's really getting into  the bible reading, exclaiming things such as "Oh God!" and "YES!" after a  particularly riveting line. So far all my personal tests have pointed  to the conclusion that when this happens, it's actually my son urinating  in so holy a way as to turn his urine milky-white, nearly as white and  pure as the Bible that it splatters all over (I don't mind, it's the  same bible I use to spank him with, so all it means is that the next  time I reprimand him, he'll be doubly humbled by all of his own sticky  white urine getting all over his bare bottom.  It's doubly humiliating  and therefore doubly righteous, I'm doing him a favor really).

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не может быть, чтоб ЭТО не было троллингом

бля, у них десятки тысяч постов :palevo:

это как вообще?

я у одного 50т видел. 

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=65202

Maybe you should try it first with some other people, like practice or something. Head to the streets and ask some tourist if you can practice your oral with them. They'll no english better than the other mexicans that live in your town so they'll be the best way to get a head.

 

Even if your instructor says you're talking is fascinating, I still think you should bone up on your oral skills, so it wont be too hard, when it comes.

лол ну есть же форум борцов с онанизмом, чо

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=65202

Maybe you should try it first with some other people, like practice or something. Head to the streets and ask some tourist if you can practice your oral with them. They'll no english better than the other mexicans that live in your town so they'll be the best way to get a head.

 

Even if your instructor says you're talking is fascinating, I still think you should bone up on your oral skills, so it wont be too hard, when it comes.

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спасибо автору! тонны лулзов

I want all of us to join in prayer and wish him to die as soon as possible!

                Quote:  [table][tr][td]        Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/buttons/viewpost.gif[/img]    Later on in the Bible, Peter tells us that Lot was a "just" and "righteous" man (2 Peter 2:7-8).  And as we all know, Lot's daughters look upon him with respect. Soon  after the escape from Sodom, to show their gratitude, they get their  father drunk and have threeway incestual sex with him.(Genesis 19:31-35)    [/t][/t]      To be honest, i am the father of 3 daughters and yes, specifically in this case im walking in Lot's footsteps.

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Minecraft is not really a video game. It is amazingly much worse than that. It is as if Satan, Second Life and The Sims all had a huge sex orgy and Minecraft was the bastard child that came out of it.They even have a specific variant called "Lava Survival" in which children falsely learn it is possible to escape from Hell!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=66 Вот это годный раздел.

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думаю если ворваться к ним и начать троллить, то они будут воспринимать троллинг как адекватные сообщения

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