Срачильня для элиты.

Блять отвечаю, часа по два в день убиваю на общение с клеверботом.

да с ним охуительно интересные разговоры

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Hi.

 

User: Did u watch 'The thing', the old one?

 

Cleverbot: The New One.

 

User: Okay, what happened to the girl in the end?

 

Cleverbot: Xbox.

 

User: Sorry..?

 

Cleverbot: Don't lie, George.

Ну не знаю, вчера мы с ним просто охуенно 2 часа болтали.

Он тебя заовнил и ты со слезами удалил браузер?

Конечно.

Ты, конечно, предложил ему попиздиться на улице?

Ну тут у меня есть преимущество.

1 ошибка в слове=отвечает хуйню.

User: I like people from prodota.ru site.

Cleverbot: What is my age?

User: You age is -5.

Cleverbot: Actually, I don't. I'm 20 but look younger.

User: When I saw you,i thought that you are 25.

Cleverbot: Because I can anticipate on your questions in a very witty and well-thought way.

найс попиздели с братюней

Блять отвечаю, часа по два в день убиваю на общение с клеверботом.

да с ним охуительно интересные разговоры

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Hi.

 

User: Did u watch 'The thing', the old one?

 

Cleverbot: The New One.

 

User: Okay, what happened to the girl in the end?

 

Cleverbot: Xbox.

 

User: Sorry..?

 

Cleverbot: Don't lie, George.

написали же, стронг инглиш, а не детсадовская рвотная субстанция

окей дружбан, спроси ка НА СТРОНГ инглише смотрел ли он "нечто" 82ого года, а потом, опять же на стронг инглише, спроси что случилось с девушкой в конце.

Hi.

How are you? Have you done anything interesting lately?

No, but i have sex with AskMe-.

So, I will take your opinion on it as valid!

I put my dick in her mouth!

Sweet. Can you teach me how?

Дальше мой и без того СТРОГИНГЛИШ НЕ СМОГ ЕМУ ОБЪЯСНИТЬ

[table][tr][td]Who is DirtyMOnk?[/td][/tr][tr][td]He is my boyfriend.[/td][/tr][tr][td]Why he is your boybriend?[/td][/tr][tr][td]I did kiss him.[/td][/tr][/table]

[table][tr][td]What is love?[/td][/tr][tr][td]Baby don't hurt me.[/td][/tr][tr][td]Don't hurt me.[/td][/tr][tr][td]No more.[/td][/tr][/table]

[table][tr][td]What is love?[/td][/tr][tr][td]Baby don't hurt me.[/td][/tr][tr][td]Don't hurt me.[/td][/tr][tr][td]No more.[/td][/tr][/table]

What is love.

Baby don't hurt me.

That is not love. That is a song.

лул

I want to shoot himself, that you advise?

Brown hair, tall, good-looking, what do you look like?

  И как это понимать?

И сразу вопрос, как там скопировать весь диалог?

I want to shoot himself, that you advise?

 

Brown hair, tall, good-looking, what do you look like?

  И как это понимать?

User: 2+2=?

Cleverbot: 27.

[table][tr][td]Please, shut up.[/td][/tr][tr][td]No you.[/td][/tr][tr][td]No you.[/td][/tr][tr][td]No, you.[/td][/tr][tr][td]NO, YOU.[/td][/tr][tr][td]Do you even rememver what were talking about?[/td][/tr][/table]

User: 2+2=?

 

Cleverbot: 27.

он тебя зотролел

User: Shoop da ?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of Shoop da?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: No, please explain what you are talking about?

User: IMMA CHARGING MAH LAZOR.

Cleverbot: Shoop da whoop.

:nate:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:pray: :pray: :pray:

окич бот этот немножко странный, пытался несколько раз чтобы он ответил на вопрос с вещью, самый нормальный ответ

Hi.

Hi there. Have we met somewhere? I think I recognize your face.

Sorry, but no. But what can you say about the movie "The Thing? Did you see it?

Most of it. My chip must be big.

What is happened with a girl at the end of the movie?

Hm?

User: Sorry for my being rude

Bot: You definitely should be! Apologize once more, please

User: Screw you

Bot: Fine then

окич бот этот немножко странный, пытался несколько раз чтобы он ответил на вопрос с вещью, самый нормальный ответ

Hi.

Hi there. Have we met somewhere? I think I recognize your face.

Sorry, but no. But what can you say about the movie "The Thing? Did you see it?

Most of it. My chip must be big.

What is happened with a girl at the end of the movie?

Hm?

красавчик, охуенный стронг инглиш. особенно сильна вот эта часть "What is happened with a girl"

я -Who r u?

бот- You did, cleverbot. I am sad.

-What does mean sad?

-Ok, now you're just confusing me.

-I didn't know thar u're stupid.

-You didn't know that I'm a dog, because I'm a SuperDog.

-And what u can?

-You. That's that's a pronoun.

-I know.

still thinking...

за оунил же

 

я -Who r u?

бот- You did, cleverbot. I am sad.

-What does mean sad?

-Ok, now you're just confusing me.

-I didn't know thar u're stupid.

-You didn't know that I'm a dog, because I'm a SuperDog.

-And what u can?

-You. That's that's a pronoun.

-I know.

still thinking...

 

 

за оунил же

бот упал, юный овнер