Уютный Чатик т.16. Новая старая жизнь.

1:04 - big jet plane: so fucking funny

1:04 - Vogelmann: My heart is broken.

1:04 - big jet plane: i almost pissed myself

1:05 - big jet plane: i mean pissed like pee

1:05 - Vogelmann: That's probably because you have poor bladder control

1:05 - big jet plane: not angry

1:05 - Vogelmann: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT YOU CLOWN

1:05 - big jet plane: :(

1:05 - Vogelmann: not even mad bro

1:05 - big jet plane: its kinda stupid word

1:05 - big jet plane: pissed, lol

1:05 - big jet plane: its a pee and its "angry"

1:05 - big jet plane: whatdafuq?

1:05 - big jet plane: who invented this shit

1:06 - Vogelmann: Welllllllllllllll

1:06 - Vogelmann: Take fuck

1:06 - Vogelmann: I fucked him up

1:06 - Vogelmann: Kicked his ass

1:06 - Vogelmann: I fucked her

1:06 - Vogelmann: We had sex

1:06 - big jet plane: thats not the case

1:07 - big jet plane: imagine that im talking with some pretty girl, and im telling her some cool story about some bad event happened to me

1:07 - big jet plane: and i want to say how angry i was

1:07 - big jet plane: and im telling her

1:07 - big jet plane: "i was so pissed"

1:07 - big jet plane: and she thinks that there were some pee on me

1:07 - big jet plane: and this is so gross

1:07 - big jet plane: that she never speaks to me again

1:07 - Vogelmann: Nein nein nein und mehr nein

1:07 - big jet plane: can you see the problem here?

1:08 - Vogelmann: Bist du verruckt?

1:08 - big jet plane: ja ja gut

1:08 - Vogelmann: Let me explain

1:08 - big jet plane: hitler

1:08 - Vogelmann: Quit your Stalin

1:08 - Vogelmann: So if you said "I was so pissed"

1:08 - Vogelmann: Anyone would always understand as you were angry

1:08 - Vogelmann: So in that case

1:08 - Vogelmann: Pissed is more of a state of being

1:09 - Vogelmann: "I pissed myself" is a verb

1:09 - Vogelmann: So the first pissed is an adjective

1:09 - Vogelmann: One describes yourself, one describes what you did to yourself

1:09 - Vogelmann: "I'm so fucked"

1:10 - Vogelmann: Meaning you're in a bad situation

1:10 - Vogelmann: "I fucked myself"...basically you masturbated.

1:10 - Vogelmann: Unless your dick is 1m long

1:10 - big jet plane: my dick is