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Но все мы прекрасно знаем,что не бывать 20 чемпионству МЮ:)

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Но все мы прекрасно знаем,что не бывать 20 чемпионству МЮ:)

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Ты меня с севианом не ровняй.

 

2012-2013 AFC Player Fines (updated)

Smoking shisha in a nightclub (and getting caught on camera) – £2,000 + six months watching Sam Allardyce get undressed at West Ham

Hugging an opponent after a defeat – £1,000 + room with Sebastien Squillaci for 3 months

Not wearing Dr Dre headphones when stepping off team bus – £250

Not having a new tattoo on the forearm/elbow area in the last month – £1,000

Saying the word DENCH / Wearing any clothing that says DENCH – £500

Repeatedly retweeting busty 18-year-old blondes at the expense of sad 30-something men claiming it’s their birthday - £500

Driving at 175mph to training – 2 weeks wages + publicly swap shirts with RVP

Revealing the secret to Mikel Arteta’s perfect hair – £4,000 + a month teaching Craig Eastmond grammar

Trying to sell own-brand jewellery before training – £500 + kick in the groin + spell on the bench with Juventus

Sitting in Lukasz Fabianski’s treatment room rocking chair – £250

Knocking over autograph hunters outside the Tollington – £150

Losing all semblance of form – Arsenal Player interview duty for six months

Taunting Vito Mannone with a generic Italian gangster voice – Punch in the liver from Boro Primorac

Using Olivier Giroud’s vanity mirror without permission- £500

Hitting five consecutive free-kicks into opposition wall – £500

Messing with the zip on the boss’ favourite jacket – Transfer listed

Hiding Vic Akers’ shorts – That’s a paddlin’

Failing to high-five or hug Gunnersaurus when opportunity arises – cone duty for a month

Doing a ‘Compare the Meerkat’ voice when Arshavin waddles in – £250 (Updated- no fine, he likes it…crazy bastard)

Not using at least three hideous clichés in post-match Sky interviews – £1,000 + letter of apology to Geoff Shreeves

Using ‘da ting’ (e.g) ‘pass da ting’ when asking a teammate to give you the ball – £1,000

Failing to get a corner past the near post – £250 + three minutes in a booth with Frimpong’s screeching rapper mate

Rugby tackling opponent in the box – £1,000 + 1 game ban + must clean hair from shower plug-holes for 1 week. No, that’s not shampoo

Tackling Diaby in training – £5,000

Mistaking Neil Banfield for the postman – £350

Asking for a happy ending in the massage room – £2,500

Revealing the truth about Ju-Young Park – washing the boss’ car for the rest of the season.

 

All fines will be posted on the information screen in the First Team Dressing Room at the end of the month. All fines to be paid in cash to the Big Effing German within 7 days of being posted.

 

If not paid within 7 days – all fines will be doubled.

 

By order of and signed by Le Prof.

 

смихуечки по канонирски ?

эвертон наглядно показывает что их место в ле

эвертон наглядно показывает что их место в ле

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мончини, дель боска, ноунейм, мартинез, лаудруп, саф, ричард прайор, ван бастен, гуллит, красавчик какой-то, угулбек из пахтакора

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Messing with the zip on the boss’ favourite jacket – Transfer listed

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мончини, дель боска, ноунейм, мартинез, лаудруп, саф, ричард прайор, ван бастен, гуллит, красавчик какой-то, угулбек из пахтакора

красавчик - капелло ?

кончелотти и капелу не узнали

фикса - ноунейм анчелотти

кончелотти и капелу не узнали

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