Amazon Халява

Me: Can someone help me, and stop reconnect me to another department 10 times in a row
Gabby: Hello, my name is Gabby. Please give me a moment to review the previous correspondence.
Alright so you were looking for a $50 anually
Me: are we still connected?
Gabby: Yes
So you are looking for $50
Hello
Me: Hello, yes
Gabby: Oh how can I help you?
Me: i received email from one of amazon reps can you please help me
Your Account Amazon.com
Message From Customer Service
Hello Elvira,
I'm really sorry for the trouble you'd with this issue. I'm happy to help you with this.
In this case, I request you to reply with the order number after placing the new order.
So that, we will issue the 50$ manually.
All of us here are working very hard to provide a thorough, personal answer to each of our customers as quickly as possible. We consider it very important to read and respond to each customer's message as soon as possible.​
We look forward to see you again.​​​
We'd appreciate your feedback. Please use the links below to tell us about your experience today.
Best regards,
Sharan S.
Gabby: Yes
Can I have the name on the account
Me: Elvira
Gabby: You invited your friend for this Amazon right
Me: right
Did you read previous messages?
Gabby: Yes
So you will be issue $50 on the account
Me: You are doing it right now or why this conversation takes some much time?
Gabby: It will be added to your account just wait okay
Me: sure
Gabby: Alright
I guess everything now is all set
Anything else?
Me: i cant see them on balance
are you trying to cheat me
Gabby: Just wait okay
NO
It will be apply automatically on the account
Me: i'm waiting
Gabby: It will be apply just wait okay
Me: How long should we wait for applying?
Gabby: Just wait any moment
Is there anything else
Me: no credits on balance yet
Gabby: Don't hesitate to inform us If is there any issues in your end
Me: they only issue is that i'm in chat for 40 mins already, reconnected 15 times and still waiting, seems like unacceptable for such company as Amazon
Can you check one more time please did you issue them? maybe you made a mistake
Are you still here, Gabby?
Gabby: Yes
Just pace an order first
Me: What? you said you issued them and now you want me to place order firrst
You waste 60 mins of my time and now searching for excuses to not give me promised promo ?
Gabby: No that is not true
Me: reconnect to me to a competent agent please if you cant keep your word and just wasting my time
Gabby: Can you be specific please
Like for example
I mean what kind of department
Me: lol the one that doesnt cheat on their customers
Gabby: Oh I see
What country?
Me: ?
Gabby: Anyway where are you located ?
Me: I'm from Mars
Gabby: Are you kidding me ;)
Me: No, just dont tell anyone and reconnect me for christ sake
Gabby: Can you take this seriously
I don't know where and who should I connect you.
Me: no i become mentally challenged due to your questions
??
Gabby: Oh I see
Okay I'll give you $30 promo right now
Me: 50$
as was promised
Gabby: $50 is beyond on power
I mean on position here
*on my
Me: i dont care you promised 50
Gabby: I have successfully processed the 30 dollars
I'll make request okay so
Me: so please do what you promised
Gabby: So just wait for the $20 within 24 hours
Me: i already waiting for 1000000 minutes
issue please what you promised
Or i will invade Earth with my boys from Mars
Gabby: Oh :)
Me: Do it please, Gabby, 20$ more as you and your previous collegue promised and we will leave in peace and smoke weed everyday
I will send you my stuff from Mars

потом сын шлюхи на супервайзере забрал 30 и высрал эту пасту



Tony: And this is done automatically, and we are unable to issue them manually since the system determines if you qualify for the promotion.
Let me list them up for you now.
We may void your purchase discounts, terminate your eligibility to earn purchase discounts, or terminate your account, or the accounts of customers you refer, if you or they take any of the following actions:
Open multiple accounts, including with different email addresses or phone numbers, for the same person in order to generate additional purchase discounts;
Refer customers using spam, display advertising, sponsored links, unsolicited emails, or links on message boards or forums;
Use false names, impersonate other people, or otherwise provide false or misleading information to us;
Offer any incentive to others to register new accounts;
Violate these terms or any other of Amazon's terms and conditions in any way; or
Participate in the Program if doing so would be prohibited by any applicable laws or regulations.


офк сказал ему чтоб засунул эти 30 себе в очко