Wehmut

Это паста с реддита если че I went to a bar a couple of days ago with a friend and a funny shit happened. We were sitting first, Tian came up to us and said that it was her friend's birthday, some kind of surprise, I didn't get into it, take a piece of paper with a letter and tie a ribbon on your hand, she'll come over, take the letter, ok? I said no bullshit, no questions, well that's how it happened, some kind of word was supposed to appear, apparently meaning what they would give us, again, I didn't get into it, although the word was already on our table, I remember he just joked around and congratulated us, and they left. We went to another one and then to another one, i.e. the first time we went pretty far, we sat down at a table, next to a reservation for 12 people. And then bam, these thugs come, a couple of them, to celebrate a birthday, we immediately look at us, we look at them, laugh, sit down next to them. I went from buying roses from an old woman for an inflated price, by the way, a funny fact is that I once stood with this old creature for 30-40 times to get home, took her away and chased away all sorts of miracles, to this day I have her grandson's number in my phone. I also tell her oh, hello, remember me? She was like yeah-yeah, smiled at her and left, and when she took the flowers, she said, a discount for her neck? No fucking way, I say, are you fucking serious? She even grimaced like that, as if I asked her to give them to me for free, I didn't really need a discount, but I'm a Jew, the situation was right. At least pack them somehow nicely there, fuck, I have nothing, she says. Well, I think you'll go fuck yourself next time I spit on you when you ask for help. Oh well, among the birthday girl's friends, who are 0/10, there were a couple with guys, a couple of angry uncommunicative ones and a couple of 5-6/10 who were easy to talk to, my friend and I actually sawed them off, in a good way, of course. We're sitting and chatting, everyone's singing karaoke, but mine isn't, I tell her, I'm going to go sing Orbakaite too now, the song - all over again (I wanted it all day, damn). She's got her face twisted up, sit with me, fuck, let's talk, fuck karaoke, I say, are you kidding me, let me sing, but it's better with me, it's fun. And then she STARTED FUCKING MY BRAIN, imagine, we've known each other for a couple of hours, we stroked each other's drunk hands, and she naturally started to moo like, what's more important to you than sitting with me? I look at her for about 10 seconds after this phrase and say, I know, in general, yes, Orbakaite is the main thing for me and fucked off to sing (by the way, he performed awesomely, it's good that there are women in karaoke - they came who will spoil this topic, together it seemed to work out well, although I was already in the call, I'm probably mistaken) Well, that's all, actually, I separated from that company on экстремист_номер_1 and went around the bar to get women to buy something, to laugh, in the end I really got hooked on the good stuff, we hung out cheerfully for a couple of hours, while I could still talk, and then another white Russian beat me to hell and I went home. There are no changes, fucking something, but honestly admit that I really wanted to sing this track more than to fuck your woman, especially since soon a friend will come to me, with whom I had a threesome only in my life, maybe then I will fuck, although most likely I will get drunk on vodka again, fart and fall asleep sweetly

@Astari Ларин Никогда Не Был Годнотой

все впереди брат ты еще молод, есть куча примеров профессиональных игроков которые раскрылись в 30+

Какие же вы социобляди..

пока ты всю эту хуйню в тг писал, скайофлейн успел трех телок выебать

Это под чем? Я траву только пробовал, под ней пиздец готов был ебать все что движется без остановки(если бы не был инцелом)

как вы заебали всякую хуйню с двача тащить клоуны.

билд на шторма через тревела чел на 15к собирает и выигрывает, мы всем топаном в ахуе

-привет помнишь мы в один садик ходили, ты еще в выпускной год обосрался на тихом часу. Я слышала у тебя 15200 сообщений на дотафоруме, что ты делаешь сегодня вечером? 1) в твоей истории НИ СЛОВА о том что ты принял душ и начал уважать женщин, проблема может крыться в этом, бабы такое чувствуют и игнорят 2) дейтинги это же хуйня для маргиналов типо дримухи, если ты себе ищешь нормального человека то как-будто нужно в риал лайфе искать на работе/на мероприятиях где у тебя с человеком будут общие интересы. В дейтингах к 2025 году сидят хуесоски которым нужно потешить эго от кол-ва лайков и смсок, нормальные люди покинули эту хуйню уже давно

чел он на бисте тебе подзатыльник клепнет ты забудешь как доту запускать

И все это сука должно быть в топике где чеды скидывают кого они выебали недавнр, иначе никак.

Нахуя тебе эта жумонг не понимаю

Все очень просто, берешь гидравлический фазоинвертор, подключаешь его к циклическому прото-излучателю, потом врубаешь на полную катушку и, вуаля, башня готова! а как тяночку склеить не знаю Ну пиздец. Ладно пойду на курсы пикапа может там чето подскажуи

Суки хватит месячные обсуждать, скажите лучше как тяночку склеить