Весёлые смешинки

"Violence is never the answer, it is the question, and the answer is yes." -Sigma Male Octillion Grindset

"A foolish man is disabled, but a wise man goes to the settings and enables it." -GigaSigma

 

"If you run out of ammo, you become the ammo" -Japanese Sigma, 1944

 

Sigma male: reads the 200 pages of TOS and clicks desagree

"If u see a homeless person on road, beat him up so that he'll have a room in hospital to live in" -Sexillionare Sigma

"You may have a major in math, but I have a minor in bed." -Sigma male

 

"Life is a race, so be the racist" -Sigma Grindset

"Enough about women's rights, let's talk about women's wrongs" — Sigma male grindset

"My girlfriend had a dream where I cheated on her. So then i really did cheat on her. You see, I want to make all of my girl's dreams come true" -Sigma Male

“You are vegan because you love animals, I’m vegan because I hate plants” -True Sigma 

sigma male morning routine:
1- piss
2- do some stretching
3- get out of bed

Alphas: out of the box
Betas: inside the box
Sigmas: owns the box.....

"Date the man that your crush rejected you for" -Sigma Male

"If you run out of men to fight in the frontlines, send in children to fight to make them men" -Dictator grindset

“Don’t make a girl your girlfriend if she’s rude to your wife” -Sigma male

Gf: My parents are not at home
Sigma male: Then go and find them

“She asked what my favorite position was. I said CEO”

"Do alcoholics run in your family?"
"No, they drive."

 

"My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess so I sold her off to the french to strengthen the alliance."

 

"Don't take your meds, listen to the voices" -True Sigma Male

 

"Many Fools beat their meat, But only the Strongest defeats it" - Sigma Sun Tzu

 

Beta: “I’m not racist, but…”

Sigma: “I’m racist and…”

 

“Those who talk the quietest, shit the loudest.” ~Sigma Mindset

 

Beta: Deletes History

Sigma male: Creates history

 

“water your grass while it’s raining to show Mother Nature that women can’t stop the grind” -Hexillionare sigma grindset

 

"I hate parachutes, they hold me back" - Sigma male grindset

 

"Cut your brakes. Just like the grind, your car should never stop." -Quatrillionaire Sigma Male