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I went to a bar a couple of days ago with a friend and a funny shit happened.
We were sitting first, Tian came up to us and said that it was her friend's birthday, some kind of surprise, I didn't get into it, take a piece of paper with a letter and tie a ribbon on your hand, she'll come over, take the letter, ok? I said no bullshit, no questions, well that's how it happened, some kind of word was supposed to appear, apparently meaning what they would give us, again, I didn't get into it, although the word was already on our table, I remember he just joked around and congratulated us, and they left.
We went to another one and then to another one, i.e. the first time we went pretty far, we sat down at a table, next to a reservation for 12 people. And then bam, these thugs come, a couple of them, to celebrate a birthday, we immediately look at us, we look at them, laugh, sit down next to them. I went from buying roses from an old woman for an inflated price, by the way, a funny fact is that I once stood with this old creature for 30-40 times to get home, took her away and chased away all sorts of miracles, to this day I have her grandson's number in my phone.
I also tell her oh, hello, remember me? She was like yeah-yeah, smiled at her and left, and when she took the flowers, she said, a discount for her neck? No fucking way, I say, are you fucking serious? She even grimaced like that, as if I asked her to give them to me for free, I didn't really need a discount, but I'm a Jew, the situation was right. At least pack them somehow nicely there, fuck, I have nothing, she says. Well, I think you'll go fuck yourself next time I spit on you when you ask for help. Oh well, among the birthday girl's friends, who are 0/10, there were a couple with guys, a couple of angry uncommunicative ones and a couple of 5-6/10 who were easy to talk to, my friend and I actually sawed them off, in a good way, of course. We're sitting and chatting, everyone's singing karaoke, but mine isn't, I tell her, I'm going to go sing Orbakaite too now, the song - all over again (I wanted it all day, damn). She's got her face twisted up, sit with me, fuck, let's talk, fuck karaoke, I say, are you kidding me, let me sing, but it's better with me, it's fun. And then she STARTED FUCKING MY BRAIN, imagine, we've known each other for a couple of hours, we stroked each other's drunk hands, and she naturally started to moo like, what's more important to you than sitting with me?
I look at her for about 10 seconds after this phrase and say, I know, in general, yes, Orbakaite is the main thing for me and fucked off to sing (by the way, he performed awesomely, it's good that there are women in karaoke - they came who will spoil this topic, together it seemed to work out well, although I was already in the call, I'm probably mistaken)
Well, that's all, actually, I separated from that company on экстремист_номер_1 and went around the bar to get women to buy something, to laugh, in the end I really got hooked on the good stuff, we hung out cheerfully for a couple of hours, while I could still talk, and then another white Russian beat me to hell and I went home. There are no changes, fucking something, but honestly admit that I really wanted to sing this track more than to fuck your woman, especially since soon a friend will come to me, with whom I had a threesome only in my life, maybe then I will fuck, although most likely I will get drunk on vodka again, fart and fall asleep sweetly
